2022

“Honey, you ought to write about that,” DJ has said several times. In company

with many of our friends, we have faced intense on-going challenges this year.

Currently I am sitting on an Amtrak train, returning from my mother’s bedside in

Lynchburg. She suffered two acute strokes a -few weeks ago. At home, our 22-

year-old daughter has been fighting post-Covid Long-Haulers since January. We

have been in survival mode ever since, We are so thankful for our apprenticeship

families and volunteers who have kept the farm going and the animals alive while

we visit cardiologists, neurologists, vision specialists, and rheumatologists, to

name a few.

Meanwhile, farm life ebbs and flows. Recently we were blessed to help set up a

homestead family with a starter herd of our miniature dairy goats and some of

our New Zealand-cross baby bunnies. (Plan: Milk and weed-eating from the goats.

Original bunnies: children’s pets. Coming progeny: food for the table.) With the

rising prices and uncertainties of food supplies, more and more people are

becoming interested in raising some of their own.

Leroy and Sully, our livestock protection dogs, turned a year old the month our

daughter came back sick. While they have settled down a lot, they are still

puppies at heart. Unfortunately, we have not had a lot of time to spend with

them. We have not yet convinced them that we love our chickens and goats and

cats and they should too. Instead we wait until after dark to release the puppies

from their pen, and set our alarms to put them back before first light when the

free range poultry begin to move around. Then we let out the bucks (boy goats)

and any chickens we had secured for the night.

Last Week: The Great Snake Drama

Okay. Yes, I admit, I do not like snakes. Yet for years we have diligently checked

descriptions and relocated rather than done away with problematic but non-

venomous visitors. Currently, however, snakes have neared the bottom, the

depths of distate, on my I-don’t-like-you list.

A few years ago, our neighbor gifted us with Mama Hen, a smallish size black hen

with a yen to sit on nests full of eggs and raise large clusters of chicks. The first

summer she raised three rounds, some numbering up to 17 chicks each, if I

remember correctly. Her daughters take after her and in turn like to sit on nests

full of eggs and raise clusters of chicks, often with less success than their mama,

but they give it a good try. Thus, we often have various sets of chicks wandering

the farm under the more or less strict supervision of their more-or-less watchful

mama.

For some weeks, we had been following the progress of what started as a set of

six chicks, three black and three blonde. The first week, one of the little black

chicks disappeared. We feared our cat had taken to chick theft, but then I found

him drowned in a forgotten dog bowl. Poor little thing.

His siblings, however, thrived. Every morning and throughout the day as they

scavenged the property, I would scan and see---yes, three blonde and now three

black. Recently, our older daughter’s family has become interested in backyard

“homesteading”. Our son-in-law transformed an unused shed into a chicken

coop, and the pet chickens we had “given” their children years ago now became

theirs in reality. Blondie and Checkers went home with them, along with Mama

Hen (now renamed Black Beauty) and Pepper, a Silkie-Polish-something cross

hatched on our farm but raised by a volunteer family. The children loved them,

and we promised to send another batch.

Meanwhile, Creamy, a beautiful but definitely “blonde” hen, set about raising her

own brood. She started off with a large crew, but was remarkably stupid about

keeping her babies together and safe. I would find little lost ones peeping in the

barn while their mom was obliviously pecking for insects with their siblings over

near the rabbit hutches. At night, she decided the dog house near our house

made a great shelter, so I would close it off with a baby gate each evening to keep

them safe from our big puppies on night shift guard duty.

Then came the morning little Sara came screaming into the house as I was getting

dressed. “The big puppy has a chick in his mouth!!” By the time I could get out

there, a parade of chicks had entered the dog pen with disastrous results, and the

puppies had discovered some new chew toys. One of the cardinal training rules

working with LPDs is DO NOT fuss at them. It just scares them and hurts their

feelings but doesn’t teach them. Unfortunately, it is really hard to follow that rule

when trying to rescue the adorable little puffballs they are destroying.

We re-vamped the once chick-proof “doghouse” pen and transferred the

remainder of the chicks there with plenty of (shallow) water and chick feed. Next

thing I knew, somehow their empty-headed mama had enticed them back out

and was herding them toward the big dogs’ pen. Again.

That was it. Creamy lost custody. I gathered the chicks and sent them with the

same family that had raised Pepper.

On Saturday, we planned to meet our older daughter partway (they now live

three hours away) with the five half-grown chicks to add to their collection.

Thursday evening, as had become my custom, I checked their whereabouts

carefully before releasing Leroy and Sully for the night. Although now wandering

independently during the day, at night the half-grown chicks still gathered near

their mother, now setting a new nest of eggs under an old woodstove in the barn

addition.

Just before I went to bed, I checked on the puppies only to see Sully trotting past

me with chick legs dangling out one side of his mouth!

“Sully,” I pled, and he fled into the dog pen. Remembering, I followed him in and

began to say, “Here, Sully, good boy, we love you! Come here boy” in a happy

voice. He came, sat near me, grinned, and the chick fell out of his mouth and ran

away while I grabbed his collar and continued to praise him.

And there I was, outside in the dark, barely holding onto a big Anatolian/Great

Pyrenees, out of reach of his leading chain, not daring to let him loose either in

his pen (where the chick had disappeared) or in the yard (where it might have run

through to, and who knew where the rest of the chicks were?) I also needed to

get ahold of Leroy in case he found the chick survivors.

To be continued…….